Randomization!!!!

simple get as random as possible

Antidisestablishmentarianism!

i like donuts

Kakes Are Da Fo-shizzle!!

milk is good for j00!

i lick potatos

Iz gonna Getz me some Masheded potatoes

platypus,platypus pizza for poop

i have a third nipple

omg mrs. tripple nipple has a third boob!!!!

and apparently a succumblus toenail

turds!

Summary of Turds
Welcome to the Official IQ Quiz! Get ready to test your mental stamina and find out if you are smarter than the average American's IQ of 98. Thousands of people take our quiz everyday to find out just how smart (or dumb) they really are. Getting your IQ score is easy simply answer the 10 questions as quickly and accurately as possible. After completing the quiz, we will calculate your score and provide you with the results upon completion of a mobile games subscription offer. We think IQ tests should be fun, so our quiz isn't PhD certified, but instead just for entertainment purposes only. You will also be eligible for our special offer to gain access to our awesome mobile games portal. Take the quiz now and then pass it along to your friends and see if they can beat your score. Good luck! According to Wikipedia, The term "IQ," a translation of the German Intelligenz-Quotient, was coined by the German psychologist William Stern in 1912 as a proposed method of scoring early modern children's intelligence tests such as those developed by Alfred Binet and Theodore Simon in the early 20th Century. IQ scores have been shown to be associated with such factors as morbidity and mortality, parental social status, and to a substantial degree, parental IQ. While its inheritance has been investigated for nearly a century, controversy remains as to how much is inheritable, and the mechanisms of inheritance are still a matter of some debate. IQ scores are used in many contexts: as predictors of educational achievement or special needs, by social scientists who study the distribution of IQ scores in populations and the relationships between IQ score and other variables, and as predictors of job performance and income. The average IQ scores for many populations have been rising at an average rate of three points per decade since the early 20th century with most of the increase in the lower half of the IQ range: a phenomenon called the Flynn effect. It is disputed whether these changes in scores reflect real changes in intellectual abilities, or merely methodological problems with past or present testing.Ilike IQ quizzes!

^ spammer!! you shall be banned!!!

no that was really random ^_^

this is too!!!

Well, it’s 3:58am and I should be sleeping but my head is full and my stomach is empty and I just can’t. I’m sitting here thinking about how much I really enjoy writing posts. The fact that I haven’t been able to in a while is bugging me. Hmmm. Now what? The fact that so far on this post I actually got out 4 1/2 sentences plus 1 fragment is good news to me because the state my brain is in right now should warrant zero coherent communication. Here’s a random memory for you…

Diagramming sentences! Who remembers that? Oh, how I loved diagramming sentences! That was the joy of my eighth grade year. I could do it over and over and over. Do you remember how to do it? I do. “Eighth” is a weird word. You know what other word is causing me anxiety right now? “Dilemma.” The reason? Because for my whole life I thought it was spelled “Dilemna”. How crazy is that? I am seriously concerned about this. I always thought, “why is dilemna spelled with an ‘n’? That’s weird.” And now I find out it’s not. What made me think it had an ‘n’? I am kind of secretly wondering if the spelling just got recently changed or if the entire planet is pulling an April Fools Day joke on me in August. It disturbs me. Okay, bringing it back around - I am officially declaring war on the factors that keep me from posting. That’s it. I am inventing and adding a whole extra day to the week in order to find time to post. First one to tickle my fancy with a clever name for this new, 8th day of the week, wins! PS - you don’t really win anything, except you might impress me and that’s kind of like winning.

Sensi?

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE YOU OTHER BORTHERS MIGHT DENY!! <---not spam O_o

i like em round XD jk

I LIKE EM BIG, I LIKE EM CHUNKY!!!

ewwww chunky?! 0_o

WHAKA BA-LA!!!!!!

you stole mah phrase *throws skunk bomb at you*

OMGZZZ RAGGLE FRAGGLE!!!

aunt oona from altoona