The Yo Mama jokes Fight

Someone says a joke someone comes with a come back

Example:
person1: yo mama so fat when she jumped in a pool she created a sunami
person2: oh yea yo mama so fat she jumped and created a earthquake

yo momma so ugly she needs two bags to cover her face

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized!

yo mamma so ugly her reflection quit!

Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat people say "Taxi!"

yo momma so ugly they had to invent a new word for her ugliness!

yo mama is so fat that she fell insted of the house shakeing she made a earthquake knee slaper right there

yout momma is so fat she does'nt sit in a house...... she sits around the house!

yo momma so ugly she tried to enter an ugly conest and they said "sorry no professionals"

Your so poor i ask i saw you kickin a can and you said movin

yo momma so poor i walked in your house and stepped on a cockraoch and she said "Whoops! there goes thanksgiving dinner"

yo momma so fat she fell through concrete groud and flatened a person

you are so ugly that your ma ma said you are

yo momma so ugly the tails doll and weegee ran from her (and thats and understatment)